Do people often remark on how negative you are? Are you lectured about "looking on the bright side"? Does that really annoy you?
Well, here' one place where you're encouraged to be negative. This island of tranquility floats on the bitter seas of everything that bugs you, from those horrid, perpetually happy folks to those trendy, depressed people;from men that walk tiny dogs to midget women that drive Denalis; from people that try to force-feed you organic celery to people who have memorized the entire value menu. Yeah, you get it.
If it pisses you off, or just makes you raise your eyebrows, there's a good chance that you will find it here.
If you're offended by this kind of thing, well then, newsflash, DON'T READ MY SODDING BLOG. Everyone else, welcome to the comfort zone.
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